与儿子对话二则

放学回家的车里。
儿子：Mommy, when I grow up, I really want to be a tow truck driver.
Me: OK.
儿子：But moomy, I really don't know where we can buy a tow truck? Where did you buy your car?
Me: In a car dealership.
儿子： So, is there also tow truck dealership I can buy a tow truck？。。。。。。

一进家门，儿子脱掉鞋，立刻转过头来说：
Mama, I really don't always like to put my shoes there(指向鞋架）， Could you please do it for me?
我还没有来得及反应，儿子又加了一句：
I will give you a kiss.
说罢，在我脸上叭地一口。我， 乖乖地替少爷放鞋去了。