Why is life so hard, Mama?

Hey, Mama, why you came this early?
I knew in the morning i was acting a little upset when you left me at school
but it doesn't always mean that i want you to pick up so early
especially when i was on the buggy ride-my favorite part of the day
so that's why i was mad at you
coz you see, the teacher did not want to put me back in there
no matter how hard i tried (to lift my legs all by myself)
just because of you, you are here
therefore i am angry and yelling
when you wanted to hold me to your car

Hey, Mama, why you keep chatting with Yaya?
Have you forgotten that i am sitting in the car too
Didn't you hear that i have tons of stuff to let you know too
coz whenever you and Yaya are talking
i am giving out my loud, busy language
but why can't you understand me
and the only response i can get is non-sense

Hey, Mama, why don't you let me explore
don't you forget that i am at the age of curiousity
that is why i am interested in seeing you opening the car doors with the magic keys
that is why i wanted to try it
i was glad that you let me go ahead with your car
but since it didn't seem to work
that is why i wanted to try on the next car parked close to yours
i can not understand why you said it is not OK
that is why my body became so stiff when you tried to pull me away
because i am mad at you
that is why i am screaming
because i am not done yet
the key hasn't been put in the car door yet
HENG! You said you would let me explore as long as it is safe
but how come you ate your own words, mama?

Hey Mama why can't you just take time to learn my language?
I am talking to you, but why you act like an idiot?
can't you see that i begin to lose my temper?
can't you see i am pointing while saying "this"?
Isn't that enough clue for you to figure out?
why can't you do something to calm me down?
don't you see, even if you hold me up
let me get whatever i was crying for
i am still upset
because you know what?
i don't know what i really want
this world is so appealing
i just don't know how to manage them all at once
oh, mama

Hey Mama, why you stop helping me?
I knew i wanted the hot wheel car in YAYA'S hand
even though you gave me a dozen others
i knew that one in her hand is the one i love
But, but
when you finally persuaded her to give up
and handed that lovely car to me
i suddenly became interested in the one which is now in her hand
So, come on
help me again, please
get it from her and let me be happy
why? why you stopped?
Don't you remember i am still a baby?
don't you know that she is older?
don't you know that i need to have everything i like right away?
OK, ok, you are not listening to me?
ok, let's see,
i have to lie my whole body down on the floor again, crying, kicking and yelling,
coz, you know,
it is not fair,
that you two don't seem to care about me at this moment,
it is not right.. No, mama

Hey, Mama, stay with me, play with me
don't worry about dinner please
as long as you have food to serve me when i am hungry
who cares what you adults will eat for the night
let's play, only that you can still be my good mama,
otherwise, i will grow up very fast
let you regret
let you blame yourself
for not observing me enough

Hey Mama, why are you acting mad?
is it because i threw away my plates, with food all around the floor
but, but i am done eating
that's what i like to do
when i finish feeding my tommy
i want my plate upside down on my head
i want my left food all over my body
i want the floor to be messy
if that's not enough for you to clean up
Mama, see, i am smashing the food on the tray
while giggling, peeking
i know you will not be mad forever
because,
i am a baby, and i am your baby

Hey Mama, why you allow Yaya to watch TV
why she doesn't play with me
that is why i will turn the TV on and off
i will change channels so to irritiate her
until you interrupt
then i will cry when you take me away
just like her
the only difference is that she is mad at me
and i am mad at you

Hey, Mama,
you want to see who is smarter?
I bet you will not be able to catch me
or take the diaper off and put another one on me
unless i give up challenging you
not coz you are smart
only because i am tired
then you need to put me in my crib
and please go away
because it is my time to sleep
go away and have fun(finally)

Hey, Mama, why can't you wake up
don't hear i am screaming to daddy whatever he is trying
don't you know you are not allowed to lie in bed once i am up
don't you know i need somthing to entertain me
don't you know i am throwing another tantrum for nothing you and i aware of
OK, why do you have to do hairs for Yaya
don't you remember you are my mommy
even though i don't stick to you all the time
how dare you let Yaya get close to you
Don't you see i am crying,
with so many tears on my face
I can't understand why i can not go out without my jacket, like daddy
to pack up the car
to throw away the trash
have you guys forgot,
that i am a man too
Why, why don't you guys let me out
I will cry, cry, until one of you hold me up
Mommy, I know your wirst hurts, I know you are in pain
but, but, you are still mommy
you got to do whatever you should do, right?
Finally, finally
time to open the door for me
finally, finally
i am free
finally, finally
I see birds, geese and everything i like
finally, finally
i decide to change my mood into happy

Hey Mama,
you know i love school
but still you need to wait to put me down on the floor
coz
i need to check who is the teacher today
if it is someone new
or someone i don't know well
then i will not let you go
you can't escape while i am not having fun, right?
Oh, Oh,
it is Ms. Susan-my favorite
then go away
because i don't care about you
go away with your daughter
don't bother me to say "bye"
coz i am busy
smiling, playing and talking
don't you see
I don't need you anymore
After all, i am a happy boy
when i am not frustrated
I am happy