My third kid

Even though i have two kids in reality, sometimes I feel like I actually have three. The third one, is, my hubby. Some examples.

Last night at 10:20pm, I told him we should go to bed. But I needed a bath. When I came out of the bath 20 minutes later, my dear husband, was still there, standing in front of me when he heard I came out. He was taking full advantage of every minute to do more web surfing. Fine. I said again"time to go to bed" then went to take a look at the kids. When I came back, he was still nowhere in the bedroom, instead, I found him bringing three books from the living room. I took the books away and pushed him into the bedroom. Then, I heard him turning off one of the standing lamps with a long sigh, but there was some dim light left--i could tell. Here it was, he was sitting on the bed, reading another tour book under the left standing lamp. I had to grab all the books away and turn off the light myself.

Don't get me wrong. I never force him to sleep if he is not tired. The problem is that he doesn't want to go to bed at night, but refused to get up in the morning. Whenever I sent Yaya in to tell him it's time to get up, his answer would be" give me 5 or 10 more minutes to wake up.." It normally takes forever.

What do you think? How many kids I got here?